Why?

I have been promising some of my friends blog posts, here's yours Scarpinato;
Scarpinato always asks why. Every single day he asks "why?" to something you will say. For instance, If I were to say "Scarpinato, I made a blog!" He'll reply "Why?" So I decided to make a blog post about him saying "Why" in various careers. And Scarpinato if you're reading this, It's because I think it would be funny.
So here's how I imagine Scarpinato as a doctor;

Here's him as a hairstylist.

Here's Scarpinato as a lifeguard;

 And my personal favorite, Scarpinato as a Firefighter;

As you can clearly see, Scarpinato's only line EVER is "Why?" He also does pretty random things such as LICKING BANANAS!!! This, to him, is "completely normal" and he does it all the time. I thought it was hilarious so I decided to draw you a picture of what it looks like. I also decide to surround the picture with additional items Scarpinato enjoys, because it is my picture and I can do what I want with it.

So Scarpinato, I would just like to let you know that band, lunch, and school in general wouldn't be the same with out you! So here was your post I promised you, and I hope you enjoyed it. Shoot! Never mind I lied! I promised one more picture! Scarpinato was telling me and some other losers I call friends about when he was little and he went to the doctor. The nurse asked him if he ever had an ant bite before to try to compare the feeling of pain or something. This is what happened according to Scarpinato;

There! As promised! YOU'RE WELCOME SCARPINATO!!! :D I hope you enjoyed this post!