The Epic Battle of Me Vs. People with Awesome Hair

Have you ever known a person with really gelled up hair? Like not just gelled... Spiked. It looks so awesome that you just want to reach out and touch it. Then your brain stops thinking about socially accepted ways of life and you touch the spiky hair. Then you're addicted to the persons hair. You have become their slave. A good example of this is my boyfriend. He has THE AWESOMEST HAIR IN THE UNIVERSE!!! How did I find this out? I felt his hair... It was one of the more awkward moments in life, but it was totally worth it. From that day forth I made it my mission to spike (touch his hair when it was spiked) every single day. He made it his goal to make sure I didn't touch his hair. So whenever I saw him our interaction went something like this;

He ends up bending backward and escapes narrowly by poking me in the stomach and running away. So I have to improve my strategy of hair spiking... So I thought and thought and thought and just when I was about to give up, an idea formed in my brain!

I got my friend to go on my boyfriends other side so that she could spike his hair at the same time I did. He would either have to fly or sink to get away from us. This was working until he decided to UNSPIKE his hair!!! One day my boyfriend came to school without his hair spiked. And what happened sounded something like this.
Me: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!?!?!?
Boyfriend: I didn't spike it this morning so you would stop PETTING me
Me: It's not petting it's SPIKING
Boyfriend: So you're going to stop because my hair isn't spiked anymore.
Me: ...
This is what happened after about a minute of thinking.

So in all my boyfriend doesn't spike his hair anymore but instead he has really really soft hair. He also learned that I am too stubborn to give in to this Epic Battle of Me Vs. People with Awesome Hair thing.