The School Dress Code is Stupid

First off, I would just like to say that some real annoying stuff has been happening in my school that involves their natzi rules of how to dress. The school says we should express ourselves freely and they even teach about the certain freedoms we have as American citizens. This brings me back to my original statement, THE SCHOOL DRESS CODE IS RIDICULOUS! My favorite thing about this is where the dress code in my student handbook says "We encourage you to dress the way you would like to but you must adhere to the following rules and guidelines." That's like me saying "I hope you enjoy my blog, but please don't enjoy it too much because I'm going to punish you if you like it too much." So I wear a fedora. A hat from the 1930's - 1960's. I love my hat, it's the coolest thing in the entire world. I CAN'T WEAR IT BECAUSE OF DRESS CODE! So my hat isn't allowed because it's classified as a "cap". My hat is not a cap. It's a classy 1930's hat that only sophisticated people wore. But noooooo! It's still a "CAP". That word offends every person to ever wear a fedora. Also, I'm in my schools jazz band. In case you haven't made this connection, I will work it out for you. Fedora = Jazz hat. If I'm in jazz band I'm allowed to wear my hat. Here's what I hate. Our volleyball team wears some really short shorts while playing. THEY'RE ALLOWED TO WEAR THEIR UNIFORMS DURING SCHOOL!!! This annoys me so much. Personally I think that shorts that reveal their bums are a lot worse then a hat. This is how I see it.

So anyways that's just MY troubles. One of my friends, I shall call her Shortmann, dyed her hair different colors. The colors were extremely light and not very noticeable. I couldn't actually get a light enough color to show what the streaks looked like. The were about 10x less bright and not even a distraction to anyone. She was yelled at and told to dye her hair a different color. AGAIN! So she had to dye her hair brown. This is pretty much what happened at school the next day;

So this is why the dress code is stupid. I can't wear my hat, Shortmann can't dye her hair LIGHT colors, but the volleyball team can go walking around the school half naked. Good call school bored, good call.