This post specifically goes out to Daqx27...! Ok, Don't get me wrong, I love all my friends. (Even Daqx27) Even the best friends can be mean and scary sometimes. *cough* DAQX27 *cough* So I was getting my Trumpet out of my locker in band when suddenly a Daqx27 runs up from behind me, screams in my ear and runs away. I am scared of things that move fast and make loud noises... Therefore a flying, screaming, neon colored Daqx27 isn't really my cup of tea. I reacted like this;
So after I recover from my heart attack, I can get up and move again. At the very end of class this usually happens again with different results. Instead of me dying from a heart attack, this is what happens. It's pretty much the same but I end up about 30 feet in the air freaking out over the Daqx27 that just attacked me! If you've ever been scared so badly that you almost defied the laws of basic physics, then you understand what was going through my mind. It was like a heart attack for my brain. I don't think I have been more terrified in my entire life. This is a picture of me after Daqx27 did one of his daily drive buys;
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Daqx27! But sometimes he's scary! Most of the times he almost kills me with scariness I'm running across chairs, standing on step ladders, or holding a 40 pound tuba. I will either drop the Tuba, fall off the chairs, or get CUT BY A STEP LADDER!!! This will result in catastrophic failure or a loud clattering noise and a now gnarled tuba. I have literally dropped my tuba so many times that I have to use the older Tuba to compensate for the one that I keep denting. I blame DAQX27!!! for this fail. Sometimes he thinks it's funny (which it kinda is) to unscrew the pegs that supports the unwieldy hunk of metal that I use as an instrument. I don't want to obliterate my Tuba so I try to not let him touch the tuba stand... But somehow he always gets it. When I run across the chairs (Yeah, I know chairs are for sitting) to get to the other side of the classroom, he'll sometimes pull out the next chair that I'm about to run on, causing the most egregious event to happen. If you have ever walked off a diving board blind folded, you know how I felt at the moment. I was in such a state of shock I screamed... Really loudly. So in a nutshell, I love Daqx27 and like all my other friends I would die for him. However he's a little JERKISH sometimes... Jk, That's just Daqx27... And he's awesome right down to the core! <3 you!!!
So after I recover from my heart attack, I can get up and move again. At the very end of class this usually happens again with different results. Instead of me dying from a heart attack, this is what happens. It's pretty much the same but I end up about 30 feet in the air freaking out over the Daqx27 that just attacked me! If you've ever been scared so badly that you almost defied the laws of basic physics, then you understand what was going through my mind. It was like a heart attack for my brain. I don't think I have been more terrified in my entire life. This is a picture of me after Daqx27 did one of his daily drive buys;
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Daqx27! But sometimes he's scary! Most of the times he almost kills me with scariness I'm running across chairs, standing on step ladders, or holding a 40 pound tuba. I will either drop the Tuba, fall off the chairs, or get CUT BY A STEP LADDER!!! This will result in catastrophic failure or a loud clattering noise and a now gnarled tuba. I have literally dropped my tuba so many times that I have to use the older Tuba to compensate for the one that I keep denting. I blame DAQX27!!! for this fail. Sometimes he thinks it's funny (which it kinda is) to unscrew the pegs that supports the unwieldy hunk of metal that I use as an instrument. I don't want to obliterate my Tuba so I try to not let him touch the tuba stand... But somehow he always gets it. When I run across the chairs (Yeah, I know chairs are for sitting) to get to the other side of the classroom, he'll sometimes pull out the next chair that I'm about to run on, causing the most egregious event to happen. If you have ever walked off a diving board blind folded, you know how I felt at the moment. I was in such a state of shock I screamed... Really loudly. So in a nutshell, I love Daqx27 and like all my other friends I would die for him. However he's a little JERKISH sometimes... Jk, That's just Daqx27... And he's awesome right down to the core! <3 you!!!
hes the best, who ever he is
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