We all know who Santa Clause is. You know, the fat guy who gives you presents on Christmas... I drew a picture of him. Here's what he is today...
As a kid, I always wondered how Santa came to be the Santa he is today. I watched every single Christmas movie that had Santa Clause in it. They did not answer the one question I had... Why does Santa come in through the chimney? Why can't he use the back door? Or a window? Even the front door would be easier then climbing up and down 7.5 Billion chimneys in one night... By the way. Santa has to visit 1 house every .0000001 seconds. I'll bet my blog that he spends most of that time climbing chimneys! He could probably do his entire routine and have time to stop at a 7/11 to get a snack and a quick soda or something. Oh yeah! The point of this post! So I was in Social Studies and we were studying ancient civilizations. We had to do a presentation about our civilization for the class about 7 different topics. The presentation before mine was on Ancient Ghana. The topic was housing. The girl presenting said "Their houses didn't have any doors or windows" I started thinking about what she had just said. My mind processed "THEY LIVED IN FREAKING BOXES AND THEY COULD NEVER ESCAPE!!!" Apparently she meant "There was no door... Only a hole so you could walk in and out, same with the windows" So for the rest of her presentation my mind was a work, trying to figure out how the people got in their homes. I came up with this;
You you might be questioning me as to what Santa has to do with this. You could also have come to the same conclusion I have! SANTA IS FROM ANCIENT GHANA! The "North Pole" is a LIE! If Santa wasn't from Ghana then where did his chimney idea come from? Huh? He wouldn't have gotten that idea! So he MUST be from Ghana. I don't know where this "North Pole" LIE came from, but I DO know that I have discovered the truth!
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