A few days ago, me and my mother went to Flemmings. Now I promised this blog wouldn't be about my opinion. I promise you this now. I will never make post like this ever again. I'm still drawing pictures and I'll still try to make it funny rather then a boring description. So like I was saying. Flemmings. The minute we walked in we were seated. Perfectly on time. The place was classy and awesome. I could tell it would be like $400,000 for a bottle of wine. But it was probably worth it. We looked at the menu and I got a Steak. My mom ordered these weird sounding skewers... So when we were waiting for our food, they brought us bread and fancy butter. The butter was colorful :) So we got our food and the waiter was like "That plate is really hot, don't touch it." This is what happened;
The waiter gave me a funny look and walked off. My mom and I started talking about how waiters always say "Hi I'm ________ and I'll be your waiter tonight." We then started debating whether or not people feeding you would be classy or strange. I decided it would be awkward. My main topic was imagining someone that you don't even know coming up to you and saying "Hi, I'm Phil and I'll be feeding you tonight". I don't know about you, but I would be pretty creeped out if someone said that to me. Also we would have more obesity problems. If we didn't even have to move our arms to eat, then we would be hopeless. So after the dinner of a life time, I ordered dessert. This is what it looked like;
This is what it tasted like;
It tasted like a unicorn exploded and people and shapes and colors lived in perfect harmony. Ok, I have no idea what that would taste like because that is called cannibalism and that is frowned upon . So after I dined in the ultimate heaven, my mother and I went home. AND I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET WHAT THAT DELICIOUSNESS TASTED LIKE!!!!
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