What Is Spencer?

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The 13 Most Annoying Things on Facebook

On Facebook I've been noticing a lot of bull feathers going on. So I'm going to give you advice on what to post, and what not to post.

1. I don't care about what games you're playing on Facebook... Stop posting things like "Derp got a green cow on Farmville" I don't care about your cow. Even if it is green.
2. Stop telling me to like your photo of a dying child to save it. My like won't save its life. Food will. I'm not food.

3. If you change your last name to Bieber I will delete you. Your last name isn't Bieber. Stop pretending like it is.
4. If you use hash-tags on Facebook you're asking to be punched in the face. Stop it.
5. Guys, stop taking pictures of your "abs".
6. Girls, stop bending over in photos. You look like you've been hit in the stomach with a crowbar and it hurts too much to stand.
7. If I see another duck face...  >:(
8. I do not want to be rated by you. Stop begging for imaginary internet points of approval.
9. If you have an Ipad... Stop taking pictures in mirrors with them. Yes you have an Ipad. Stop bragging that you have more stuff then I do. I'm poor. I can't afford that.
11. Stopppp writin lik dis. I wil hunt u down an finde u.
12. Stop telling me that It's raining. I have a window.

13. This is really annoying. People tag you in these things... and it's like

  I don't even know you. Stop saying you'll love me forever. You're over attached.

OMG WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK! :D

So today in my math class I am approached by a fellow band member and told that we are going on a super cool trip to New York next year! She told me our band director started planning the trip for next year. I have never gone to New York so I'm super excited! Over next spring break our band of 200 plus members will get on an airplane and march in the saint patrick's day parade.

(Band friend telling me about the trip)
OMG GUYS I'M GOING TO NEW YORK!!!

Why I Haven't Been Posting :(

Okay. I haven't posted anything in a while and here's why. I was working on this awesome new post that was going to rock the socks off of pelvis thrusting cats. I was going to be super productive and get thing done like the awesome blogger I am.

Apparently I offended someone out there because they sent aliens after me. Big nasty green aliens. With laser guns. They didn't want my post to be posted. I pleaded but they wouldn't let me go. NOT EVEN FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

   They took me across galaxies and finally we touched down on there distant planet. There appeared to be nothing at first but when I looked closer I noticed that the entire planet was underground, to not be troubled by humans or anything. We went underground and the leader threw me into jail with the other prisoners. One of which was Jesus.

   Jesus said he was waiting for someone who would fight against the aliens with him. He slipped me a turbo laser gun of death. Not the only trouble was the bars. I noticed that the illustrator had not drawn the bars perfectly straight like a normal person. The bars were crooked enough to where we could get out. We slipped through the bars and Jesus and I started blasting alien scum like no tomorrow.

 We started to get over-run by aliens. Jesus and I were fighting for our lives when I noticed a button on Jesus's gun. "What does that button do?" I shouted at Jesus. Then the most amazing thing happened! JESUS PUSHED THEE BUTTON AND RAINBOWS OF DEATH SHOT EVERYTHING!! All the aliens were gone.

This post is proof that Jesus is a badass... No... Wait... This post was why I haven't been blogging... Okay... This is why I haven't been blogging.

Because I got lazy... Sorry that I put all the blame on you Aliens... 

Sorry.... :(

Sorry I haven't posted anything in a while...
Here's a few links to keep you busy...
http://i.imgur.com/fCzab.gif
http://i.imgur.com/RcC5h.gif
http://i.imgur.com/qhV2B.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
*bad poker face* I'll try to post more stuff soon....

Things that Destroy Friendship

I've lived for a while and I have found somethings that destroy the best friendships... I think you should know what to stay away from while hanging out with your friends.

Rocks: I know what you're thinking "What? That doesn't make any sense! How could a rock destroy a friendship?" Well, here's two reasons rock destroy friends. 

Rocks destroyed the tightly would friendship of the six ponies who vowed to be best friends forever, it was even bonded by magic. To all the bronies out there, BROHOOF! rock on... To all the non- bronies out there, if you watch the show you'll understand the reference...

This one's pretty self explanatory...

Number two on the list of things that destroy friendship....

Video Games: 

Okay, I don't think video games as a whole destroy friendships, but they can certainly assist. Now, there's nothing wrong with having a few friends over to play Mario Kart, however, unless your friends are non-competitive, peaceful, quiet, and glad to lose to another, BE ON THE SAME TEAM! If you don't do that, this will happen (this happened to me Friday night at Scarpinato's house with Daxq27 and Lewis.) We were playing a game of Mario Kart. Keep in mind, I'm a VERY competitive person, especially when it comes to Daxq27. I chose Peach, Daxq27 chose Yoshi, Lewis chose Mario, and Scarpinato chose a custom person named Tiger. We selected a 10 track race. We then decided to play on a team so I wasn't constantly screaming at Daxq27, Scarpinato, and Lewis. THE GAME WAS AMAZING! I had so much fun in that one game of Mario Kart. Our friendship is still thriving... 

Lunch Time Happenings

I love all my friends a lot. I don't know why I started this post like this... I just did... And It's my blog so I can start my posts how I want to. Off topic... Sorry. My friends and I were eating lunch together like we always do. This is pretty much how we sit everyday;

 When suddenly a wild Scarpinato shows up! He sits in his normal seat and takes out his lunch... Normal. Scarpinato starts eating his sandwich and he gets stuff on his hands... This is how he got the stuff off his hands.

This picture is from waist up, they didn't like lose their legs in a tragic accident or anything. Lewis (the blue one with the funny hair) always gets stuff on him because of Scarpinato. EVERY SINGLE TIME! Lewis reacts like this.

I'm sorry I couldn't make the post earlier. I had Solo and Ensemble to preform at... I got a superior though :D  I have a few stories about MPA to tell, both hilarious and painful. Thanks for putting up with me... And don't get hit by fire breathing buses on your way home from school or work tomorrow.

 *Bonus Picture Because I Love You Guys*