On Facebook I've been noticing a lot of bull feathers going on. So I'm going to give you advice on what to post, and what not to post.
1. I don't care about what games you're playing on Facebook... Stop posting things like "Derp got a green cow on Farmville" I don't care about your cow. Even if it is green.
2. Stop telling me to like your photo of a dying child to save it. My like won't save its life. Food will. I'm not food.
3. If you change your last name to Bieber I will delete you. Your last name isn't Bieber. Stop pretending like it is.
4. If you use hash-tags on Facebook you're asking to be punched in the face. Stop it.
5. Guys, stop taking pictures of your "abs".
6. Girls, stop bending over in photos. You look like you've been hit in the stomach with a crowbar and it hurts too much to stand.
7. If I see another duck face... >:(
8. I do not want to be rated by you. Stop begging for imaginary internet points of approval.
9. If you have an Ipad... Stop taking pictures in mirrors with them. Yes you have an Ipad. Stop bragging that you have more stuff then I do. I'm poor. I can't afford that.
11. Stopppp writin lik dis. I wil hunt u down an finde u.
12. Stop telling me that It's raining. I have a window.
1. I don't care about what games you're playing on Facebook... Stop posting things like "Derp got a green cow on Farmville" I don't care about your cow. Even if it is green.
2. Stop telling me to like your photo of a dying child to save it. My like won't save its life. Food will. I'm not food.
3. If you change your last name to Bieber I will delete you. Your last name isn't Bieber. Stop pretending like it is.
4. If you use hash-tags on Facebook you're asking to be punched in the face. Stop it.
5. Guys, stop taking pictures of your "abs".
6. Girls, stop bending over in photos. You look like you've been hit in the stomach with a crowbar and it hurts too much to stand.
7. If I see another duck face... >:(
8. I do not want to be rated by you. Stop begging for imaginary internet points of approval.
9. If you have an Ipad... Stop taking pictures in mirrors with them. Yes you have an Ipad. Stop bragging that you have more stuff then I do. I'm poor. I can't afford that.
11. Stopppp writin lik dis. I wil hunt u down an finde u.
12. Stop telling me that It's raining. I have a window.
13. This is really annoying. People tag you in these things... and it's like
I don't even know you. Stop saying you'll love me forever. You're over attached.
